I will not pledge my undying allegiance to the flag,
Until the flag pledges its undying allegiance to me.
I will not stand a moment in silence for the national anthem,
Until the national anthem stands a moment in silence for me.
I will not sing patriotic songs for love of country,
Until my country sings love songs to me.
Lovely love songs make the world go round.
Sweet syphilis dreams in November,
Make me remember,
When will they come to heal me?
